Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Molecule, n.: \ | | | The ultimate, indivisible unit of | | matter. It is distinguished | | | | from the corpuscle, also the ultimate, | | indivisible unit of matter, by a | | | | closer resemblance to the atom, also | | the ultimate, indivisible unit of | | | | matter ... The ion differs from the | | molecule, the corpuscle and the | | | | atom in that it is an ion ... | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;