Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to \ | pay enough to suit some people. | | | \ -- F. M. Hubbard / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;