Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Extreme fear can neither fight nor fly. \ | | | -- William Shakespeare, "The Rape of | \ Lucrece" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;