Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / When you go into court you are putting \ | your fate into the hands of twelve | | people who weren't smart enough to get | | out of jury duty. | | | \ -- Norm Crosby / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;