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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Why, when no honest man will deny in   \
| private that every ultimate problem is |
| wrapped in the profoundest mystery, do |
| honest men proclaim in pulpits that    |
| unhesitating certainty is the duty of  |
| the most foolish and ignorant? Is it   |
| not a spectacle to make the angels     |
| laugh? We are a company of ignorant    |
| beings, feeling our way through mists  |
| and darkness, learning only be         |
| incessantly repeated blunders,         |
| obtaining a glimmering of truth by     |
| falling into every conceivable error,  |
| dimly discerning light enough for our  |
| daily needs, but hopelessly differing  |
| whenever we attempt to describe the    |
| ultimate origin or end of our paths;   |
| and yet, when one of us ventures to    |
| declare that we don't know the map of  |
| the universe as well as the map of our |
| infinitesimal parish, he is hooted,    |
| reviled, and perhaps told that he will |
| be damned to all eternity for his      |
| faithlessness...                       |
|                                        |
| -- Leslie Stephen, "An agnostic's      |
\ Apology", Fortnightly Review, 1876     /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;