Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you stick your head in the sand, one \ | thing is for sure, you're gonna get | \ your rear kicked. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;