Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The full potentialities of human fury \ | cannot be reached until a friend of | | both parties tactfully interferes. | | | \ -- G. K. Chesterton / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;