Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is not enough that I should succeed. \ | Others must fail. | | | | -- Ray Kroc, Founder of McDonald's | | | | [Also attributed to David Merrick. Ed.] | | | | It is not enough to succeed. Others | | must fail. | | | | -- Gore Vidal | | | \ [Great minds think alike? Ed.] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;