Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You have to run as fast as you can just \ | to stay where you are. If you want to | | get anywhere, you'll have to run much | | faster. | | | \ -- Lewis Carroll / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;