Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Academic politics is the most vicious \ | and bitter form of politics, because | | the stakes are so low. | | | \ -- Wallace Sayre / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;