Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I was at this restaurant. The sign said \ | "Breakfast Anytime." So I ordered | | French Toast in the Rennaissance. | | | \ -- Steven Wright / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;