Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Whatever it is, I fear Greeks even when \ | they bring gifts. | | | \ -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;