Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Don't tell me I'm burning the candle \ | at both ends -- tell me where to get | \ more wax!!" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;