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$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Trailing Edge Technologies is pleased   \
| to announce the following TETflame      |
| programme:                              |
|                                         |
| 1) For a negotiated price (no quatloos  |
| accepted) one of our flaming            |
|                                         |
| representatives will flame the living   |
| shit out of the poster of               |
|                                         |
| your choice. The price is inversly      |
| proportional to how much of             |
|                                         |
| an asshole the target it. We cannot be  |
| convinced to flame Dennis               |
|                                         |
| Ritchie. Matt Crawford flames are free. |
|                                         |
| 2) For a negotiated price (same         |
| arrangement) the TETflame programme     |
|                                         |
| is offering ``flame insurence''. Under  |
| this arrangement, if                    |
|                                         |
| one of our policy holders is flamed, we |
| will cancel the offending               |
|                                         |
| article and flame the flamer, to a      |
| crisp.                                  |
|                                         |
| 3) The TETflame flaming representatives |
| include: Richard Sexton, Oleg           |
|                                         |
| Kisalev, Diane Holt, Trish O'Tauma,     |
| Dave Hill, Greg Nowak and our most      |
|                                         |
| recent acquisition, Keith Doyle. But    |
| all he will do is put you in his        |
|                                         |
| kill file. Weemba by special            |
| arrangement.                            |
|                                         |
\ -- Richard Sexton                       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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