Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Trailing Edge Technologies is pleased \ | to announce the following TETflame | | programme: | | | | 1) For a negotiated price (no quatloos | | accepted) one of our flaming | | | | representatives will flame the living | | shit out of the poster of | | | | your choice. The price is inversly | | proportional to how much of | | | | an asshole the target it. We cannot be | | convinced to flame Dennis | | | | Ritchie. Matt Crawford flames are free. | | | | 2) For a negotiated price (same | | arrangement) the TETflame programme | | | | is offering ``flame insurence''. Under | | this arrangement, if | | | | one of our policy holders is flamed, we | | will cancel the offending | | | | article and flame the flamer, to a | | crisp. | | | | 3) The TETflame flaming representatives | | include: Richard Sexton, Oleg | | | | Kisalev, Diane Holt, Trish O'Tauma, | | Dave Hill, Greg Nowak and our most | | | | recent acquisition, Keith Doyle. But | | all he will do is put you in his | | | | kill file. Weemba by special | | arrangement. | | | \ -- Richard Sexton / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;