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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  A novice asked the Master: "Here is a  \
| programmer that never designs,          |
| documents, or tests his programs. Yet   |
| all who know him consider him one of    |
| the best programmers in the world. Why  |
| is this?"                               |
|                                         |
| The Master replies: "That programmer    |
| has mastered the Tao. He has gone       |
| beyond the need for design; he does not |
| become angry when the system crashes,   |
| but accepts the universe without        |
| concern. He has gone beyond the need    |
| for documentation; he no longer cares   |
| if anyone else sees his code. He has    |
| gone beyond the need for testing; each  |
| of his programs are perfect within      |
| themselves, serene and elegant, their   |
| purpose self-evident. Truly, he has     |
| entered the mystery of the Tao."        |
|                                         |
| -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of          |
\ Programming"                            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;