Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Take my word for it, the silliest woman \ | can manage a clever man, but it needs a | | very clever woman to manage a fool. | | | \ -- Kipling / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;