Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Who is General Failure and why is he \ | reading my hard disk?" Microsoft spel | | chekar vor sail, worgs grate !! | | | | -- Felix von Leitner, | \ leitner@inf.fu-berlin.de / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;