Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / manual, n.: \ | | | A unit of documentation. There are | | always three or more on a given | | | | item. One is on the shelf; someone has | | the others. The information | | | | you need is in the others. | | | \ -- Ray Simard / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;