Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / * Omnic looks at his 33.6k link and \ | then looks at Joy * Mercury cuddles his | \ cable modem.. (=:] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;