Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Don't take life so serious, son, it \ | ain't nohow permanent. | | | \ -- Walt Kelly / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;