Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The fashionable drawing rooms of London \ | have always been happy to accept | | outsiders -- if only on their own, | | albeit undemanding terms. That is to | | say, artists, so long as they are not | | too talented, men of humble birth, so | | long as they have since amassed several | | million pounds, and socialists so long | | as they are Tories. | | | \ -- Christopher Booker / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;