Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Nurture \ | | | The Way bears all things; Harmony | | nurtures them; Nature shapes them; Use | | completes them. Each follows the Way | | and honours harmony, Not by law, But by | | being. The Way bears, nurtures, shapes, | | completes, Shelters, comforts, and | | makes a home for them. Bearing without | | possessing, Nurturing without taming, | | Shaping without forcing, This is | | harmony. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;