Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Mohandas K. Gandhi often changed his \ | mind publicly. An aide once asked him | | how he could so freely contradict this | | week what he had said just last week. | | The great man replied that it was | \ because this week he knew better. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;