Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "You are old," said the youth, "and I'm \ | told by my peers | | | | That your lectures bore people to | | death. Yet you talk at one hundred | | conventions per year -- | | | | Don't you think that you should save | | your breath?" | | | | "I have answered three questions and | | that is enough," | | | | Said his father, "Don't give yourself | | airs! Do you think I can listen all day | | to such stuff? | | | \ Be off, or I'll kick you downstairs!" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;