Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is so stupid of modern civilisation \ | to have given up believing in the devil | | when he is the only explanation of it. | | | \ -- Ronald Knox, "Let Dons Delight" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;