Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The clothes have no emperor. \ | | \ -- C. A. R. Hoare, commenting on ADA. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;