Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Has anyone realized that the purpose of \ | the fortune cookie program is to defuse | | project tensions? When did you ever see | | a cheerful cookie, a non-cynical, or | | even an informative cookie? | | | | Perhaps inadvertently, we have a | | channel for our aggressions. This still | | begs the question of whether the cookie | | releases the pressure or only serves to | | blunt the warning signs. | | | | Long live the revolution! | | | \ Have a nice day. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;