Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / He is the MELBA-BEING ... the ANGEL \ \ CAKE ... XEROX him ... XEROX him -- / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;