Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / They are ill discoverers that think \ | there is no land, when they can see | | nothing but sea. | | | \ -- Francis Bacon / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;