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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ A comment on schedules:                 \
|                                         |
| Ok, how long will it take?              |
|                                         |
| For each manager involved in initial    |
| meetings add one month.                 |
|                                         |
| For each manager who says "data flow    |
| analysis" add another month.            |
|                                         |
| For each unique end-user type add one   |
| month.                                  |
|                                         |
| For each unknown software package to be |
| employed add two months.                |
|                                         |
| For each unknown hardware device add    |
| two months.                             |
|                                         |
| For each 100 miles between developer    |
| and installation add one month.         |
|                                         |
| For each type of communication channel  |
| add one month.                          |
|                                         |
| If an IBM mainframe shop is involved    |
| and you are working on a non-IBM        |
|                                         |
| system add 6 months.                    |
|                                         |
| If an IBM mainframe shop is involved    |
| and you are working on an IBM           |
|                                         |
| system add 9 months. Round up to the    |
| nearest half-year. --Brad Sherman By    |
| the way, ALL software projects are done |
| by iterative prototyping. Some          |
| companies call their prototypes         |
\ "releases", that's all.                 /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;