Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A comment on schedules: \ | | | Ok, how long will it take? | | | | For each manager involved in initial | | meetings add one month. | | | | For each manager who says "data flow | | analysis" add another month. | | | | For each unique end-user type add one | | month. | | | | For each unknown software package to be | | employed add two months. | | | | For each unknown hardware device add | | two months. | | | | For each 100 miles between developer | | and installation add one month. | | | | For each type of communication channel | | add one month. | | | | If an IBM mainframe shop is involved | | and you are working on a non-IBM | | | | system add 6 months. | | | | If an IBM mainframe shop is involved | | and you are working on an IBM | | | | system add 9 months. Round up to the | | nearest half-year. --Brad Sherman By | | the way, ALL software projects are done | | by iterative prototyping. Some | | companies call their prototypes | \ "releases", that's all. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;