Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The only problem with seeing too much \ | is that it makes you insane. | | | \ -- Phaedrus / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;