Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / All the world's a VAX, And all the \ | coders merely butchers; They have their | | exits and their entrails; And one int | | in his time plays many widths, His | | sizeof being _N bytes. At first the | | infant, Mewling and puking in the | | Regent's arms. And then the whining | | schoolboy, with his Sun, And shining | | morning face, creeping like slug | | Unwillingly to school. | | | \ -- A Very Annoyed PDP-11 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;