Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / love, v.: \ | | | I'll let you play with my life if | \ you'll let me play with yours. / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;