Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /"Lord grant me the serenity to \ | accept the things I cannot | | | | change, the courage to change the | | things I can, and the wisdom | | | | to hide the bodies of the people I had | | to kill because they | | | \ pissed me off." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;