Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Of course, this being Perl, we could \ | always take both approaches. :-) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199709021744.KAA12428@wall.org> / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;