Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / So much depends upon a red \ | | | wheel barrow glazed with | | | | rain water beside the white chickens. | | | | -- William Carlos Williams, "The Red | \ Wheel Barrow" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;