Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / You can bear anything if it isn't your \ | own fault. | | | \ -- Katharine Fullerton Gerould / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;