Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Necessity is the mother of invention" \ | is a silly proverb. "Necessity is the | | mother of futile dodges" is much nearer | | the truth. | | | \ -- Alfred North Whitehead / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;