Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Electricity is actually made up of \ | extremely tiny particles, called | | electrons, that you cannot see with the | | naked eye unless you have been | | drinking. Electrons travel at the speed | | of light, which in most American homes | | is 110 volts per hour. This is very | | fast. In the time it has taken you to | | read this sentence so far, an electron | | could have traveled all the way from | | San Francisco to Hackensack, New | | Jersey, although God alone knows why it | | would want to. | | | | The five main kinds of electricity are | | alternating current, direct current, | | lightning, static, and European. Most | | American homes have alternating | | current, which means that the | | electricity goes in one direction for a | | while, then goes in the other | | direction. This prevents harmful | | electron buildup in the wires. | | | | -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the | \ Screw" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;