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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Electricity is actually made up of      \
| extremely tiny particles, called        |
| electrons, that you cannot see with the |
| naked eye unless you have been          |
| drinking. Electrons travel at the speed |
| of light, which in most American homes  |
| is 110 volts per hour. This is very     |
| fast. In the time it has taken you to   |
| read this sentence so far, an electron  |
| could have traveled all the way from    |
| San Francisco to Hackensack, New        |
| Jersey, although God alone knows why it |
| would want to.                          |
|                                         |
| The five main kinds of electricity are  |
| alternating current, direct current,    |
| lightning, static, and European. Most   |
| American homes have alternating         |
| current, which means that the           |
| electricity goes in one direction for a |
| while, then goes in the other           |
| direction. This prevents harmful        |
| electron buildup in the wires.          |
|                                         |
| -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the       |
\ Screw"                                  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;