Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you don't go to other men's funerals \ | they won't go to yours. | | | \ -- Clarence Day / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;