Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Dump the condiments. If we are to be \ | eaten, we don't need to taste good." | | | \ -- "Visionaries" cartoon / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;