Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / All the existing 2.0.x kernels are to \ | buggy for 2.1.x to be the main goal. | | | \ -- Alan Cox / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;