Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / QOTD: \ | | | "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't | \ need the cologne, now would I?" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;