Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The only qualities for real success in \ | journalism are ratlike cunning, a | | plausible manner and a little literary | | ability. The capacity to steal other | | people's ideas and phrases ... is also | | invaluable. | | | | -- Nicolas Tomalin, "Stop the Press, I | \ Want to Get On" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;