Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Cutting the space budget really \ | restores my faith in humanity. It | | eliminates dreams, goals, and ideals | | and lets us get straight to the | | business of hate, debauchery, and | | self-annihilation." | | | \ -- Johnny Hart / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;