Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A man from AI walked across the \ | mountains to SAIL to see the Master, | | Knuth. When he arrived, the Master was | | nowhere to be found. "Where is the wise | | one named Knuth?" he asked a passing | | student. | | | | "Ah," said the student, "you have not | | heard. He has gone on a pilgrimage | | across the mountains to the temple of | | AI to seek out new disciples." | | | \ Hearing this, the man was Enlightened. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;