Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Extract from Official Sweepstakes \ | Rules: | | | | NO PURCHASE REQUIRED TO CLAIM YOUR | | PRIZE | | | | To claim your prize without purchase, | | do the following: (a) Carefully cut out | | your computer-printed name and address | | from upper right hand corner of the | | Prize Claim Form. (b) Affix | | computer-printed name and address -- | | with glue or cellophane tape (no | | staples or paper clips) -- to a 3x5 | | inch index card. (c) Also cut out the | | "No" paragraph (lower left hand corner | | of Prize Claim Form) and affix it to | | the 3x5 card below your address label. | | (d) Then print on your 3x5 card, above | | your computer-printed name and address | | the words "CARTER & VAN PEEL | | SWEEPSTAKES" (Use all capital letters.) | | (e) Finally place 3x5 card (without | | bending) into a plain envelope [NOTE: | | do NOT use the the Official Prize Claim | | and CVP Perfume Reply Envelope or you | | may be disqualified], and mail to: CVP, | | Box 1320, Westbury, NY 11595. Print | | this address correctly. Comply with | | above instructions carefully and | | completely or you may be disqualified | \ from receiving your prize. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;