Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I am not sure what this is, but an `F' \ | would only dignify it." | | | \ -- English Professor / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;