Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Life is divided into the horrible and \ | the miserable. | | | \ -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;