Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You need tender loving care once a week \ | - so that I can slap you into shape. | | | \ -- Ellyn Mustard / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;